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Welcome
to the virtual lair of the Evil Bovine Master...
My
name is Lothar, and I will be your tour guide today. You see,
I am merely a subordinate minion of the ever-infamous Evil Bovine
Master. (It is forbidden to speak his real name aloud.)
I
used to be a bus-driver in New York, until one day I was abducted
by slave traders and sold for 30 shillings to an evil master
in Texas. He was big, fat and smelly - and had frequent bowel
movements. I would later discover that he was, in fact, a cow.
Long
story short, the Evil Bovine Master has subjected me to a lifetime
of programming and making awesome web tools for people in the
normal world. They are free because the Evil Bovine Master
doesn't have employee costs - like I said, I am a slave...
So
when you download these tools today from the comfort of your
nice lovely home, office, school, snobby "urban cafe"
place or wherever else - think about how much my life sucks.
"Enjoy!"
(You lucky bastards...)
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