Summon the Evil Bovine Master

How to Email Us

These days, 98% of email is total crap. Quite frankly, midst the myriads of spam, mindless link requests, pointless emails and general garbage that we receive on a daily basis, maybe 2 or 3% of it is actually important.

So we're trying to do what we can to take back control of our inbox from general insanity.

So, to proceed with contacting us, please enter the 3rd word of the previous sentence into the box below and press "Summon"...