Help Poor Lothar

Lothar is one of the slaves under the tyrant rule of the Evil Bovine Master.

Because one of Lothar's unjust duties is to manage this website - which is kind of a "high tech" skill for a slave, the Evil Bovine Master made a deal with him.

For every link that points to EvilBovineWebTools.com, Lothar gets ONE LESS merciless, random beating that week.

Of course, since there's no real "beating quota" or anything, it basically just means that, well, Lothar has some sort of unreachable goal that he can at least try to accomplish as a way to experience a small amount of escapism from his otherwise treacherous life.

So to help Lothar temporarily distract himself from a life of sheer suffering and abject pain, here's what you can do:

Choose one of the following banners and put them on your website.

They will show the world that you helped Lothar escape one more merciless beating... sort of.

Act now - before it's too late for poor Lothar:

(banners coming soon - too bad for Lothar!)